Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Eureka !!! .... well, maybe not

And the PTCruiser "Moron of the Month" award goes to...
Henry Mora of Montclair, California
(click picture for video)

Henry decided to purchase a metal detector and give it a whirl in his front yard, when lo and behold the damn thing went off, indicating that there was a deposit of gold right there in his front yard. Henry wasted no time in hiring two guys off the street and commenced setting up a mine in front of his house. He claims he only intended to go down about three or four feet but, hey, when you've got cheap labor risking their lives for you, why not go ahead and shoot for 60 feet into the ground?

Bracing? Safety measures? Phah, who needs that? Just keep digging until either you hit paydirt or the walls of this deathtrap collapse, right Henry? Luckily one of Henry's "alert" neighbors noticed the massive hill of dirt in the yard and finally notified authorities.

Congratulations, Henry. At the rate you're going you may get nominated for a Darwin Award some day. (Although, that requires risking your own life).

When Henry's not busy trying to decimate the day-laborer population in Southern California, he plays the trombone in a band.

11 Comments:

At June 21, 2006 5:15 PM, Blogger LadyCelticFire said...

Yeah I read about this moron. HA I definatly don't think he will get a Darwin Award though. Don't you have to either kill yourself or someone else or get a serious injury for that one??

 
At June 22, 2006 1:27 AM, Blogger thepoetryman said...

For a talented and educated man he's a bit shy on sense... Yikes...

 
At June 22, 2006 3:40 AM, Blogger dada said...

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At June 22, 2006 3:42 AM, Blogger dada said...

Just shows you what can happen when you go for the Super Strength Mega Micro Metal Detector.

 
At June 22, 2006 7:50 AM, Anonymous FreeSpeecher said...

The real question here is did he get his gold? LOL Too funny.

 
At June 22, 2006 8:06 AM, Blogger The Stiltwalker said...

LOL. I heard about this. Pure dumbass.

 
At June 22, 2006 9:05 PM, Blogger LadyCelticFire said...

Oh you all missed the latest. Damn PT your slacking buddy HAHA Head to my page, I posted it. Nearly PEED myself when I read it hahaha Had to share LOL

 
At June 22, 2006 11:05 PM, Blogger Lily said...

What an ass! Well who cares about safety when gold is the matter at hand...

 
At June 22, 2006 11:35 PM, Blogger dusty said...

He must be a Repube..he fits the profile..selfish golddigger..

 
At June 23, 2006 1:22 PM, Blogger Jeremy said...

And all he found was a bottle cap right?

Hey you ever notice the commercials on tv for metal detectors? They have some fat guy claiming he found a ring for his wife, and she’s all psyched about it.

What the fuck? That’s someone else’s ring you ass! How embarrassing. “Honey I found this in the ground and now it’s yours…I mean, someone is probably looking for it, so wear it only around the house. I love you baby.”

 
At June 23, 2006 9:18 PM, Blogger Human said...

Speaking of rings, the closeup pic of the whole in the ground looked like a screen shot of my last colonoscopy.

And another thing - Yahoo+abc video=reboot for me.

Peace.

 

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