Friday, June 16, 2006

Sex Education


At June 17, 2006 8:47 AM, Blogger GraemeAnfinson said...


At June 17, 2006 12:55 PM, Blogger LadyCelticFire said...

LMAO Hey now don't pick on Tinky Winky damn it....How do you know it isnt a Man Bag he is carrying

At June 17, 2006 12:55 PM, Blogger thepoetryman said...

An oldy but....


Dear Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell,
I'm tickled pink
you answered God's call,
but you sure as hell
have got an awful lot of gall!
The world's falling apart
a disaster at a time,
every ten seconds
Bush commits another crime!
And all you can do
is go `round propagating hate!
Solicit us a miracle, Jer and Pat,
before it's too damned late!

You spout of sin like it's
your own worst enemy.
(Sex, drugs, rap, and rock,
and homo-sexuality).
You terrorize children
like a massive train wreck!
And that'll be the brick of gold
tied `round your necks!
You preach a good game,
but you've got a hateful voice
and you smack a bit hypocrisy
driving your Rolls Royce!
You should be ashamed
making God
some monster in the sky,
using the bible
to hide the plank
wedged within your eye!
Shut your lying lips
open your hoodwinked eyes...
I've had enough of your
God-Zilla-damned lies!
Why not try seeing this
from a liberal point of view,
and then try asking,
`What would Jesus do?'!

I'll tell you what he'd do
you sleaze-filled holy man,
you he'd embrace,
then toss you right
out the Promised Land!

P.S. - Jer and Pat,
save the US and its dieing soul!
Put America on your A-list,
or shut your friggin' holes!

At June 17, 2006 2:30 PM, Blogger PTCruiser said...

lol back at ya, Graeme.

I'm a big tinky winky fan, LCF. I thought he was the Man Bag, what with the handle on top of his noggin and all. (I can't believe I just said big tinky winky. Thanks a lot.)

Poetryman, yet another "righteous" sermon from the pulpit of truth. I love it.

At June 17, 2006 7:29 PM, Blogger Human said...

When the flap started about tinkie I didn't even know about the show. Well Lil joe is 2 and now we have Po and La La at home with us. He picked each one. I do notice that the British shows for children are more of a gentle nature than the American ones.

Anyways, as a Christian who abhors the actions of Falwell and others I never miss an oppurtunity to educate others who call themselves Christians.

Just prior to the 2004 election I printed up flyers on various themes. One was a quote by Falwell "Blow Them All Away In The Name Of The Lord". It had a pic of the business end of a tank barrel depicted with it. I think it came from Sojourners for truth. I put them on the windshields of cars the sunday before the election. In a church parking lot. The one in my neighborhood that on it's marquis said "GOD BLESS THE TROOPS AND PRAY FOR PRES. BUSH".

I've taken other actions like calling up the 700 Club when the irreverant Robertson says something sickening. Okay that's everyday. I don't harrass, I talk in the kindest voice possible. The last time I had the lady who answered in tears. That was when Robertson said President (the elected kind)Chavez should be killed. I called 3 times that day. Out of 3 I got one to start thinking. One mind at a time folks.
Just gotta keep catapulting the truth.

I really think Falwell, Bush and gang hate Jesus. They can't help it. He's a Liberal.

Poetryman - Love the poem man. Maybe an oldie but I never read it. Thanks.


At June 17, 2006 8:29 PM, Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

When can we expect Tinkie-Winkie to be smited?

At June 18, 2006 8:49 AM, Blogger LadyCelticFire said...

hehehe You said Big Tinky Winky hehehehe Ya perv... :-P

At June 18, 2006 8:51 AM, Blogger LadyCelticFire said...

And yet again, if Jerry is a Homo, I must humbly apologize to all my Queer Friends... WHY oh WHY do they have to be gay fag haters... I mean REALLY...

Go back in the closet till you can behave like a proper queer... SHEESH

At June 18, 2006 3:46 PM, Blogger glenda said...

I love it when something like this makes me laugh out loud.

At July 21, 2006 10:32 AM, Blogger azgoddess said...

this made me laugh out loud - your site is great!!! thanks for blogging!!


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