Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Election 2008/2012

I know most of you have been eagerly waiting to find out who PTCruiser will be voting for in the upcoming presidential elections. For some of you, my choice will be very influential on who you vote for. I fully understand the gravity of that responsibility and I promise I won't steer you wrong.


I'll be writing in my own name for the 2008 election, and I encourage all of my readers to do the same. Not that I want you to write my name in. Far from it. I want you to go to the polls and write your own name in. Yep, that's what I want you to do. I'm confident that any one of my readers (being the most intelligent people on the internets) would do a far better job of running this country than any of the filthy, greedy bastards that the Republicrat / Demopublican Party has to offer.

If you're the shy type, or feel that you may not be up to the demanding schedule that being POTUS requires, then feel free to write in the name PTCruiser. I'm confident that the CEO of Chrysler will appreciate it.

Having great foresight, I am ready to throw my support towards a candidate in the 2012 presidential election. From here on out, I'll be supporting Evil Spock for President in 2012. I figure after four years of whatever mess the one-party system throws at us in this election, we'll be ready for a new party.


Plus, I've offered my services as Secretary of Defense, to which he replied that I would need to be able to lead a robot army. Being a mechanic, I should have no problem leading and maintaining an army of robots. What could possibly go wrong?

Please remember to wash you hands after voting.

20 Comments:

At August 15, 2007 11:32 AM, Blogger Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock appreciates your endorsement!

Everyone, kneel before Evil!

 
At August 15, 2007 12:36 PM, Blogger Donnie McDaniel said...

If you really want to mess up their heads, write in Katrinacrat. That should make them blink for a while! Katrinacrat is something new to them. If we use it enough, they may very well have a heart failure and make this a better world. A sign for all that are upset with things. I say we rock the boat, big time! Pissing them off is not enough, we have to get busy. Then we can choose a Katrinacrat to speak for us. Take it to the streets in mass.

 
At August 15, 2007 2:15 PM, Anonymous Glenda said...

This is great and I'm behind you all 100%. Spock or Katrinarat can have it.

Just leave my name off the list. Any country that would want me to be Preznit is no country I'd care to live in. :)

 
At August 15, 2007 7:06 PM, Blogger beachblogger said...

dear PT, Yea! Evil Spock! how about my perennial favorite? Elvis! he's tanned, he's rested, he's part of a conspiracy theory which is very popular today. he'd make a great VP, even dead he'd be better than CHENEY.
peace, peter

 
At August 16, 2007 10:17 AM, Blogger enigma4ever said...

ohhhh this is wonderfull....wow..I just wrote my post over at Sirens about voting "issues" and this definently cheered me up considerably....and yup at this point we should vote for you !!!

 
At August 16, 2007 5:26 PM, Blogger Liberality said...

sorry PT but I gotta vote for Special K since Gore refuses to run.

 
At August 16, 2007 7:23 PM, Blogger Lew Scannon said...

Does it really matter which millionaire we vote for? At least with a name like evil spock, you're not being deceived up front and lying to yourself that your candidate is really special and different than any of the other millionaires taking a cut in pay to tell you what to do.

 
At August 17, 2007 2:33 AM, Blogger Graeme said...

hell yes

 
At August 17, 2007 8:57 AM, Blogger Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock isn't a millionaire! Now if everyone wants to send 10 dollars to Evil Spock, Evil Spock can start working on that goal!

 
At August 17, 2007 11:39 AM, Blogger PTCruiser said...

My $10 is on the way.

 
At August 17, 2007 3:10 PM, Blogger U.S.S.R. Funk said...

oh how i love that soviet style bush pic! PUTIN 08! He must make Amerika VRED!

 
At August 18, 2007 5:03 AM, Blogger Psychomikeo said...

Why vote...2012 the partys over!
http://www.endoftheworldpredictions.com/are-you-prepared.htm?gclid=CIzk8eGA_40CFSCTWAodoXv0LA

Here are some of the topics we cover:

Environmental - Two lakes, two different continents, two years apart completely disappear. How does this impact the United States?

Social - There is a group currently recruiting for an American Jihad. They are using a very prominent social web site to do so. Your teenager may be or become part of this movement.

Economic - If the stock market hasn't crashed in late 2007 it will without a doubt when this happens in 2008. Your Congressman and Senator knows about it. You may want to look at moving to all cash positions.

Planetary - Did you know that the Mississippi River once flowed backwards? It did and several states are getting prepared for such an event again. It will be more catastrophic this time around.

 
At August 18, 2007 8:16 PM, Blogger John Good said...

PT - I'd like to offer my services as director of beer consumption. . .

 
At August 19, 2007 7:33 AM, Blogger PTCruiser said...

You may be a bit over-qualified, but you'e hired, John.

 
At August 19, 2007 7:43 AM, Blogger PTCruiser said...

Mike,
Thanks for reminding me about the end of the world. I better get started building the space ship. But the only animals I'm bringing onboard are chickens and fluffy bunnies.

 
At August 20, 2007 10:06 AM, Blogger Psychomikeo said...

"Environmental - Two lakes, two different continents, two years apart completely disappear"

I just read this!!!
On June 21st, a twelve-acre lake in Chile was swallowed up and disappeared, leaving nothing but a large fissure. hummmm

 
At August 20, 2007 1:12 PM, Blogger Kvatch said...

Oh dude! I'm so on board, but you and I need to have a serious talk about that whole "free MUNI" thing first. ;-)

 
At August 20, 2007 2:04 PM, Blogger sumo said...

I endorse the Evil One whole heartedly. He takes care of "the needs of the few"...and that is what a POTUS should do. The needs for the lesser havenots is an important issue. And besides...he cooks too!

 
At August 20, 2007 8:07 PM, Blogger PTCruiser said...

Froggy,
When I'm elected, the first thing I'm going to do is designate a special bus for people like you who want to pay a fare and then make the rest of the fleet free to the public. How's that grab ya?

Sumo,
You are correct! It's about time this nation started focusing on the needs of The Few. What's not to love about this evil candidate?

 
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