Monday, September 11, 2006

Stay Focused....On Your Driving

Auto-eroticism undoes driver

BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.

Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police officer Peter Polak told Reuters.

"I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues," he added.

The man was taken to hospital with "head injuries".
(quotation marks added by me)

Let this be a lesson to my male readers...Don't pump and drive.

10 Comments:

At September 11, 2006 2:35 PM, Blogger azgoddess said...

haa haa very funny!!

there was a movie similar to this -- parenthood with steve martin

where he got in an accident because his wife wanted to spice things up and um, serviced him while he was driving

hysterical!!

 
At September 11, 2006 4:48 PM, Blogger dada said...

I think the lesson here is to never indulge in this sort of behavior while on the Interstates, US 101, California 1 in busy urban areas or especially while crossing the bay on the Golden Gate or Bay bridges. These devices are probably intended for those long stretches on the interstate between El Paso, Phoenix, San Franciso and Whitehorse, Yukon where sleepiness is in dire need of diversion. Of course, there's still a 50-50 chance you could end up in a climactic crash I suppose. (Or would that be an anti-climatic crash?)

 
At September 11, 2006 5:00 PM, Blogger PTCruiser said...

I guess it would depend on how things are progressing at the point of impact, Dada.

 
At September 11, 2006 6:25 PM, Blogger mdhatter said...

I saw the aftermath of a similar incident. 2004 mustang, porn on in-dash DVD, alcohol and pills, and instad of a bus, insert a very large pile of contaminated dirt that I had stockpiled in the parking lot the day before. The cops were all over themselves with joy, it being a one stoplight town.

 
At September 11, 2006 10:13 PM, Blogger Butchieboy said...

That's what you get for driving a Citroen.

 
At September 12, 2006 6:19 PM, Blogger John Good said...

"Local officials stated that, upon examination of the bus, the penis pump had been tied into the bus's hydraulic brake system".

"Unfortunately enough", said a local expert, "the pressure to complete both tasks was too great for the system's capabilities. In short, he came and the brakes went at the same time".

 
At September 12, 2006 8:44 PM, Blogger Donnie McDaniel said...

And they have the nerves to complain about cell phones! LMAO!

 
At September 12, 2006 11:39 PM, Blogger thepoetryman said...

Probably a blessing in disguise. had it been a human mouth he'd have lost more than consciousness.

 
At September 13, 2006 2:30 AM, Blogger sumo said...

LOL! Oh the humanity!

 
At April 06, 2011 1:40 AM, Anonymous Allan Stec said...

Tsk tsk. Why is it that people always like to multitask when they're driving? I mean, isn't driving a big task that it requires your whole attention? With the countless auto-related accidents that happen every day, we should be smart enough already. I hope this serves as a lesson to everyone, not just the males!

 

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