Thursday, June 21, 2007

It's Official

President Bush Loves Unborn Babies but Despises Humans Living Outside of the Womb *
By DEB RIECHMANN, Associated Press Writer

Vetoing a stem cell bill for the second time, President Bush on Wednesday sought to placate those who disagree with him by signing an executive order urging scientists toward what he termed "ethically responsible" research in the field.

Bush announced no new federal dollars for stem cell research, which supporters say holds the promise of disease cures, and his order would not allow researchers to do anything they couldn't do under existing restrictions.

Announcing his veto to a roomful of supporters, Bush said, "If this legislation became law, it would compel American taxpayers for the first time in our history to support the deliberate destruction of human embryos. I made it clear to Congress and to the American people that I will not allow our nation to cross this moral line."

When asked for further comment, President Bush replied...

"I hope all of you free-breathing fleshbags can see this, because y'all make me sick to my stomach. Don't you and your fancy science people know that fetuses are more important than your stupid diseases? Yer all gonna die anyway! SCREW YOU!!"

The President's closest advisor, meanwhile, was very pleased....

"Your numbers with The Big Guy are up, up, WAYYYY UP !!! At this rate, you should have enough points to burn in ... er, um, go to heaven before the end of your term. LOL."

*My title, not Deb's.


At June 21, 2007 3:54 AM, Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

Nah. I always say it's better to throw fetuses in the trash than cure any disease. Our trash needs a few more embryonic cells.

At June 21, 2007 9:03 AM, Blogger Vengelyne said...

Why do you all vote for a man who unabashedly shows the finger to become the president? =P

Good thing our politicians here are caught talking garbage, and not caught acting out profanity.

At June 21, 2007 9:18 AM, Blogger PTCruiser said...

Is that responsible composting?

Jesus told him to give everyone the finger, right after he told him to veto this bill.

At June 21, 2007 10:49 AM, Blogger beachblogger said...

dear pt,

"I will not allow our nation to cross this moral line."

"Our conscience calls us to pursue the possibilities of science in a manner that respects human dignity and upholds our moral values."

how does he get away with talking about morals?

here's a question for him: you're in a burning building with a freezer containing 12 embryos, a 2 year old and a baby in a carrier. You can carry the freezer OR the toddler and the baby and save them from the fire, but you can't carry both the freezer and the kids. what ever is left behind will be incinerated. what do you do?

peace, peter

At June 22, 2007 6:15 AM, Blogger enigma4ever said...

I cringe whenever he talks "science"....and if he talks "Morals"..well that just leads to inhaling an entire bottle of Tums....evolution????and NO global warming???? and he is being trusted with Life altering decisions.....please someone...anyone Stop the Insanity....

I like to picture Dubya arriving at the Gates of Heaven and being handed a Science Test...and he stands there all filled with his Blowhard Swaggering Arrogance and with great "moral" proficieny FAILS it and is not allowed into heaven....

At June 22, 2007 7:29 AM, Blogger WeezieLou said...

that turd wouldn't know about 'ethical responsibility even if it jumped onto his telepromter. i must say, tho, that the pic w/ the middle finger extended shows more honesty than he's ever shown.

At June 24, 2007 1:45 PM, Blogger Psychomikeo said...

Is that Buddy Christ???

At June 26, 2007 1:04 PM, Blogger azgoddess said...

that last picture - priceless!!!


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