NSA Super Spy-O-Matic
The National Security Agency has a brand new weapon for fighting the War on Terror, the "Super Spy-O-Matic Domestic Surveillance Portal" ©.
As a test of this intimidating machine's powers, I plugged my name into the database and here's what came out:
After defecating, PTCruiser uses little American flags as toilet paper!
Now I can't for the life of me begin to wonder how they found that out about me but it does attest to the accuracy of this new program. Looks like our tax dollars are being wisely spent.
After defecating, PTCruiser uses little American flags as toilet paper!
Now I can't for the life of me begin to wonder how they found that out about me but it does attest to the accuracy of this new program. Looks like our tax dollars are being wisely spent.
Go ahead and click here to see what embarrassing things they know about you.
posted by PTCruiser @ 6:33 PM
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11 Comments:
Jesu Christe!!!
This is what they know about me...
"Snave once spoke with a Sudanese telemarketer for 17 seconds."
I asked about my wife, and it said "Kit used to have a "Support the Troops" magnetic car ribbon, but took it off." You know what, this is actually true!!! My older daughter has an uncle who owns a carpet made in Afghanistan, and sadly, my younger daughter "once maxed out a Visa Platinum card buying sex toys on HornyTerrorSluts.com."
My life is now ruined, due to the U.S. government.
Thanks for this link! I will spread it to friends who are suspicious enough to check it out!!
LOL, I don't remember that book I checked out and returned two weeks late.
"James once bought French wine – even though Gallo was on sale at the same store!"
Mmmmm, wine....
I guess my cover as being apart of the French underground is now blown.
Oh well, Viva La France!!!
Kvatch downloaded an MP3 remix of The Bangle's pro-terrorist Islamic hymn "Walk Like An Egyptian."
It is perfection, truly! I love the Bangles!
Once during a confidential psychotherapy session, sumo confessed to lusting for Mesopotamian ass. OMG! It's so true!
azgoddess TiVO's Anderson Cooper 360 instead of Oliver North's War Stories.
hell YES!!!!
John Good hates freedom so much, John Good doesn't even own a semi-automatic assault weapon.
Do pistols count? I'm just askin here. . . ;)
thepoetryman once placed a collect call at a payphone two blocks away from a falafel stand.
Yikes!
And then I plugged in the enemy of the state's name and got this >
george w bush once maxed out a Visa Platinum card buying sex toys on HornyTerrorSluts.com.
I don't know. Might be pretty accurate. :>)
I got the same as John, "Human hates freedom so much, Human doesn't even own a semi-automatic assault weapon."
John, yes Pistols count. But I won't tell.
This is what they say about the 1st GrandMa - "Barbara Bush bookmarked the website Beheading-Christian-Toddlers-Then-Barbecuing-Their-Corpses.com."
I knew that Bitch was Evil, but I had no Idea just how Eeeeeeveal.
I got,
Instead of singing the Star-Spangled Banner at baseball games, Parson mumbles the lyrics to "Kumbaya."
yikes! they caught me going to a baseball game, now they have more reason to build a new stadium downtown.
Once during a confidential psychotherapy session, MW confessed to lusting for Mesopotamian ass. BUSTED!!!
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