NSA Super Spy-O-Matic
The National Security Agency has a brand new weapon for fighting the War on Terror, the "Super Spy-O-Matic Domestic Surveillance Portal" ©.
After defecating, PTCruiser uses little American flags as toilet paper!
Now I can't for the life of me begin to wonder how they found that out about me but it does attest to the accuracy of this new program. Looks like our tax dollars are being wisely spent.