Freewayblogging Gets Upgrade
I'd like to introduce my readers to my new weapon of mass information:
I bought this overhead projector on Craigslist for $20 last week. What a deal, because with this time-saving device, I can now pump out high-quality freeway signs that look like this:
Pretty sexy, huh? I love this font.
So with this simple addition to my arsenal, I can now produce signs faster than a Nike factory in Pakistan makes soccer balls with child labor.
Wanna see what they look like on the freeway? Sure you do. Come on, I'll give you the tour...
This really is the way to go in the way of signmaking. I was previously cutting out cardboard templates for stencils and spray-painting. This is much better. For anyone thinking about doing it, though, don't wait to get a projector, just get out there and start hanging signs. The rest will come later. The most important thing is to use your right to free speech like I have here.
More to come...