Monday, June 04, 2007

Rotting Teeth in America

Not satisfied with their attempt at destroying our precious pet population, the Chinese government has launched an all-out assault on dental hygiene in the USA. Why do they hate us so much? The real problem appears to be their jealousy of our God-given freedom to choose our brand of dentifrice.

US checks toothpaste for toxins

Health officials in the United States say they are checking all shipments of toothpaste imported from China for contamination with toxic chemicals.

Full terrifying story here.

In the meantime, the Department of Homeland Security is recommending that patriotic families across the nation use duct tape as a preventive measure to put a stop to toothpaste poisoning. Pictured below is an example for the rest of us to follow...


At June 05, 2007 9:41 AM, Blogger azgoddess said...

how about we boycott everything made in China?

At June 06, 2007 12:20 PM, Blogger James said...

Yeah and yet we keep importing their crappy products but we keep an embargo on Cuba who's only exports are sugar and cigars for "God's" sake!!

At June 07, 2007 7:04 AM, Blogger PTCruiser said...

Sugar and cigars can be very subversive.

At June 07, 2007 7:50 AM, Blogger thephoenixnyc said...

Excellent pic. Well done.


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