Sunday, May 21, 2006

Another Free Speech Lover (well, sort of)

A couple of posts down this page, a person going by the name of "free speecher" decided to leave a comment on my trashing of his president. Here's how it went:

Free Speecher said...
Not sure I understand why that makes him a doofus or anything else for that matter. I mean, I could care less that he read three or four books on G Washington, but where's the rest of the conversation and the point of him telling it. Seems to me, like every other left winger, you're just pulling from the hat to cut him down when EVERY president needs to be prayed for. Even Bill "gotta have a babe" Clinton needed prayer. Oh, my, did he EVER! What an embarassment HE was! BTW, how many signs did you put up when he was in office sending all our jobs overseas? Yeah, thought so! Just practicing a little free speech here, people! Thanks.
May 21, 2006 12:16 PM

PTCruiser said...
Oh, believe me, free speecher, I pray for this president every day of my life. I pray that he'll wake up and pull his head out of his ass, I pray that he won't launch yet another military strike on a country that is not a threat to us, I pray that he'll stop turning my country into a fascist police state, I pray that he'll stop listening to my phone calls and stop reading my e-mails. Yes, I pray for him quite a lot. But you know what? I've got this funny feeling that no matter how much praying I or anyone else does, it's still not going to change the fact that he's a doofus and a threat to human beings all over the world and within the United States. Death follows him wherever he goes.

And as for Clinton, somehow it didn't seem that important to pray for a president who wanted to get a little nookie on the side. But that's just me. I'm silly that way. Thanks for visiting, free speecher.
May 21, 2006 1:26 PM


At May 21, 2006 3:00 PM, Blogger Freewayblogger said...

Remember, Nothing fails like prayer!

At May 21, 2006 3:30 PM, Blogger PTCruiser said...

Amen, brother.

At May 21, 2006 5:52 PM, Blogger Rory Shock said...

I love your reply pt. it's got rythm and truth. oh yeah.

At May 21, 2006 8:04 PM, Blogger PTCruiser said...

Thanks, Rory. I felt the need to share this one with everyone.

At May 21, 2006 8:35 PM, Blogger betmo said...

ok- maybe free speecher didn't realize that nafta began under bush 1. clinton was not the greatest president ever- but his libido had nothing to do with that. i'm sorry but clinton never would have invaded a country that didn't need invading- hell, he didn't even help out in bosnia when he should have as part of the un. i guess it's convenient to not know history and to live in the moment. he probably likes it better than the truth.

At May 22, 2006 6:11 AM, Blogger dada said... use arguing with free speecher. It's all Clinton's fault--as s/he tells us in one of his/her plentiful comments, he is still fixated on Clinton's 'boner'. This is a common ruse among a certain segment of the Bush reality denial delusionists. They just can't move beyond that blue stained dress.

Now free speecher's government has him so afraid of global terrorists, he's willing to shred his own Bill of Rights as his gift to their domestic terrorism committed in the name of making us safer. Free Speecher is the exact archetype Hermann Goering was describing when he said, "it is always a simple matter to drag the people along...the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders...all you have to do is TELL THEM THEY ARE BEING ATTACKED, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. IT WORKS THE SAME IN ANY COUNTRY." It's obvious free speecher's blind allegiance to the neo-fascists works as well today as ever.

And Never mind that the nation has been irreparably bankrupted beyond repair by his "president with a backbone." Fuck our kids and their kids. It probably won't matter because our hubris will make the world a safer place to live, even if we have to nuke it to fuckdom come. So there may not even be a world for the grandkids. And then there's always global warming, which the revolving DC doors with the oil industry people (like Bush, Cheney, Rice) dictate to the government/people is just so much liberal bullshit.

But not to worry, this election will focus on free speecher's *really important issues*. Already senators H. Clinton (dem.) and Bob Bennett (rep.) have introduced an anti-flag burning amendment (congress estimates as many as seven freakin' flags are burned in the US each year--OMG!--the outrage!!, not counting the thousands laid to rest by burning by the Boy Scouts annually, leaving one to wonder how many of those anti-American traitorous flag bruning bastards were former Boy Scouts? ~grin)

The anti-gay marriage amendment was heralded by senator Arlen Specter just last week in senate committee. (What a wonderful legacy for Specter. I'm sure he must be proud, displaying his homophobia so publicly. Seriously, this is a passionate issue supported by many of congress's constituents who live in fear of gays and lesbians having the same rights as the rest of us.) Always love it when the freedom guaranteeing Constitution has to be cropped by these gov't bastards praying on the homophobe's fears of gays or patriots who have the audacity to question their government.

And then there's always those hot prayer-in-schools and the ten-commandments-in-the-local-courthouse bullshit issues. Or how about sex education (that's easy, just abstain while Madison Ave. makes our younger and younger daughters look as mature, enticing and slutty as possible), abortion (a non-issue with everyone's wombs sewn shut or penises shielded neath fine latex...leaving one to ponder how different the world could be today had Pappy Bush just worn one of those the night Georgie was conceived). And finally, of course, we can always drag out the NRA's perrenial fear of our right to bear arms being trimmed from the Bill of Rights, exposing yet another irony of "it's okay to delete THEIR rights from the constitution, but you'd better keep your fuckin' hands off MINE."

Yes, another election with the same pissant red-herring issues like family planning and flag burning, the real cornerstone questions of whether America can survive its bankruptcy (fiscal and moral) and terrorism (from without and within) while global warming kills us all. Obviously, as free speecher reminds, "It's all Clinton's fault."

At May 22, 2006 8:56 AM, Blogger PTCruiser said...

Well said, dada.

At May 22, 2006 10:44 AM, Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

PT: I can't tell you how happy it makes my heart to hear that you pray...especially when you do so for our President (and thus, America.)

Is it possible that deep inside that freedom-hating heart of yours that you love Jesus...just a smidge?

At May 22, 2006 11:15 AM, Blogger PTCruiser said...

Anything's possible, Kramer. In fact, I'm going to pray for you as soon as I get off the computer.

At May 22, 2006 11:16 AM, Blogger PTCruiser said...

Betmo, thank you for the facts.

At May 24, 2006 10:11 AM, Blogger LadyCelticFire said...

Um what I wanna know is, when did we lose Seperation of Church and state and when did Al Gore begin to look so DAMNED appealing???

At May 24, 2006 10:12 AM, Blogger celticfire said...

Hugo Chavez, here I come!


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