The Other Lap Dog
Bush Makes Surprise Afghanistan Visit
(CBS/AP)
President Bush made a brief, unannounced visit to Afghanistan on Wednesday and said he remains confident terrorist leader Osama bin Laden "will be brought to justice" five years after the hunt began.
" Listen up, Hammy. I need Osama's head on a platter before the end of my term or else you and the other monkey in Pakistan are going to become permanent decorations at my ranch in Crawford when I have your heads stuffed and mounted on my living room wall. Heh heh heh."
2 Comments:
But you know the sad truth...
WHERE could he go and have any approval rating at this point ?....
Well, he did express an interest in going to Mars a while back, as I recall.
Maybe we could talk Kim Jong-il into loaning us one of his rockets for a presidential trip to the red planet. We could even mount a horse saddle and steer horns on the front of it.
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