Christmas Cheer

Here's a heartwarming picture of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld sitting down to Christmas dinner with our troops in Mosul, Iraq. This is the point in the evening when "Rummy" tells the lads about the hilarious hijinks and shenanigans he is famous for around the Oval Office. As you can see, he is wildly popular. The boys in camouflage can't get enough of the one about the night Rummy shaved Dubya's eyebrows off after the President passed out during a long night of drunken debauchery.

"Would you like fries with that? You better smile like you mean it or I'll see to it that you spend another year dodging bullets and land mines, punk."

Here's good ol' Don pitching in to help serve up a hearty Christmas meal. When he's not busy serving steak and lobster, he's sending America's young men and women to their deaths in a foreign land, fighting in a war that never should have happened.

I wonder whatever happened to that Osama bin Laden guy, anyway?